When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.
John Lennon

Oh those pesky conference calls.  Also, don’t fail to notice how many women are on the call and who takes the notes.  Hmmm.